A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when
he noticed a very unusual funeral procession.A
funeral coffin was followed by a second one about a 50
feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a
queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man could not stand his curiosity.He approached
the man walking with the dog,"I am sorry for your
loss,and i know now is a bad time to disturb you,but
i've never seen a funeral like this with so many of
you walking in single line.Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied"well,the first coffin is for my wife."
The inquisitive man asked"What happened to her?"
The man replied"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further"Well,who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered"My mother-in-law.she was trying to
help my wife when the dog attacked and killer her
also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
Then the first one asks in excitement"Can i borrow the
dog?"
The man replied "Please join the queue."
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Test ur iq
One Cheenti (ant) knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the
door.
"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the
owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room.
After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested
the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the
owner to allow that Cheenti to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without
asking for any rent.
This continues and Cheenti brings in one more Cheenti and owner agrees
for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and
requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.
The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".
Now the question is : Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth
Cheenti came in?
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
door.
"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the
owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room.
After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested
the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the
owner to allow that Cheenti to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without
asking for any rent.
This continues and Cheenti brings in one more Cheenti and owner agrees
for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and
requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.
The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".
Now the question is : Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth
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New story of 'The Ant & The Grasshopper' ( Take it in wright way)
OLD VERSION...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter
so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding
that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty
International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many
promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against
the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left
parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants
from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty
among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in
educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of
the downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers
still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
As a result loosing lot of hard working ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country..... .
Can any one dare to bring India out of this clutches...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter
so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding
that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty
International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many
promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against
the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left
parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants
from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty
among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in
educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of
the downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers
still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
As a result loosing lot of hard working ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country..... .
Can any one dare to bring India out of this clutches...
Always allow the bosses to speak first
A junior Software engineer, a senior Software engineer and their Boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub
the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted
three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I
want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Puff and he was gone.
Now the Sr Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Puff and he was also gone.
The Boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office,"
So," Always allow the bosses to speak first"
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub
the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted
three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I
want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Puff and he was gone.
Now the Sr Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Puff and he was also gone.
The Boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office,"
So," Always allow the bosses to speak first"
movies related to college life........
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
pass==chamatkar
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
pass==chamatkar
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