Naya jamana ka Funeral Letter

A family in somewhere was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the US . It was sent
by one of the daughters.





The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
it when they opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:





Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,





I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
in the compound of our
ancestral home.





Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.





You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
Tobler chocolates and 8
packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.





On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.





Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.






Just distribute the rest among yourselves.






The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.





The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
wearing the necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.





The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.





Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita.





PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
too well now a days.

Sardar letter 2 Bill gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,





This letter is from a Sardarji FROM Punjab. We have bought a Computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.







1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.





2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.





3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.





4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.





5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.



6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

Biggggg Doubts

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1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US
has got debts), where did all the money go? ( weird)

2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a thought )

3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)

4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( very good
thinking )

5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just
sit around all day? ( I think they meant something else)

8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows)

9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)

11. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch )

12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)

13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ( No comments)

14. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)

15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? ( can somebody help)

16. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

17. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange
isn't it )

18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be able to hear it? ( got to think scientifically)

19. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens? ( I don't have a change to try)

20. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)

21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth? ( this is nice)

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17 signs of love

SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY



SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.



FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.



FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM



THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.



ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME



TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.



NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.



EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM



SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.


SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.



FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.



FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.



THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...



TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.



ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.

software engineer

A priest, a doctor and a fresh engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and
it says



" My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u.
so to choose the

rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."




The priest goes up first and says



" well god i am a priest i am ur humble servant and have spent all my life
working to spread ur message."






The doctor goes up next and says



" well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there
illnesses and saved countless lives."





The engineer goes up and says



" well I worked as a s/w engineer and...."



before the engineer could say any further the heaven's gate opened and god came out
with tears in his eyes and said to the engineer


"Say no more my son come with me b'coz u have already been through hell."

Future film titles directed by software engineer

Onsite andagaadu - Offshore chinnadi

Office lo Java-intlo baava

Aataki Sybase Ammayiki D-Base

Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam

Priyudu nerpina PASCAL

Project dorakani Papa

India vellalani undi

Gova lo Java

Ma aayana SAP

Yemandi mailochindi

Oka computer iddaru programmerlu

Ninne debug chesta

Data clean chesukundam ra

COBOL kaatesindi

Lotus lo lolli

SAPsangamam

Job-e-kaavaali

Nee Password Naaku Telsu!!!

Manager Harischandra Prasad

Programergaaru baagunnara???

Priyuraliki oka E-Mail

Virus leni computer

Bhale client

Review cheddam raa

Sorry... naaku already job vundi

Patnam vachina programmers

one more kavitha

kannullo koluvy unna nee rupu nannu
maru chupu chudaneka kalavarapedutondi
madilo nee talapu nindi nanu maru
talampu raneyaka madanapedutondi
gundello nee dhyanam nannu maru
dhyasa raneyaka mymarapisundi.
ee kalavaram ninnu cheri neve neny unnani
neku teluse roju kosam vechi unna priya!

kavitalu

1)
aandamyna akashaaniki haarivillu vale
nee sneham na jevitaniko shobhaanichindi.
suvarnala pushpaniki sugandham vale
nee chelimi nannu paarimalimpachestondi.
koyila ganaaniki spandinchina madi vale
nee mythrito naa hrudayam paravashistondi
tudi swasa varaaku todundali
ne sneham ani madi aarataapaadutondi nestaam!

2)
na hrudayana nilichipoyina
chirasmaraneya rupam needi.
na shwasalo anuvanuvy
nanu nadipina pranam nevu
na kallalo koluvu teerina
challani pratibimbam needi.
chivariki na hrudayaniki
cheragani gayam chesindi neve!
ayina ninnu veedani needany
neto nilustunna, nee chelimi korutoo!
yenatikyna nanu ne dari cherchukune
samayam rada ani chiru ashato choostunna
chinni hrudayam!

What this blog ment for

Hiiiiiiiiii Friends,
I am starting this blog to share your glorious happy moments with every 1. Bcoz all of us are became so busy. We don't have time to share our happy and hard moments with each other. So come forward and post your feelings, so that some other share your feelings. So I hope all of U start share your feelings