Aparichithudu
* Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu*
*5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu *
*5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.*
Prabhas
'Smile Smile Smile
Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
so don't bother about it,
Smile Smile Smile'.
Mahesh Babu
'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
Chiru
'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
As Tagore
Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
Andulo 750 Runti me bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
compile ti me bugs.
Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni
BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu
chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti
Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify
chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals
ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
PM: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi
puttina TESTER vayya..!!
Balaiah
Nee bugs lo dam me nta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts
ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
NTR
EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi
maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
Nag
'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padada me kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big
ayipodhi!!.
Venkatesh
'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
Any Language
Any Compiler
Any no of Bugs
Single Hand -> Ganesh'
Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not
fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu gram me r
tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu artha me tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
Pity Star (UdayKiran)
'Chi Chi me e peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma ti me waste chestaru.
Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
chupista'
Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu
pettukuvaddu!!
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Onsite story Every Software engineers 2 read
A Story about Onsite...!
One fine day, Vivek's PL Bhatia asks him whether he has any time for a small
meeting. Vivek obviously has time and so the two go to a conference
room. Bhatia then clears his throat and says "Vivek, there is an on-site
requirement. It is in
suggest your name. Do you have any problems?"
Vivek cannot believe his ears. Of course why should any one have problems
going to the Sam land. "Of course no Bhatia.. I have no
problems." he says.
Bhatia looks at him very kindly and says "You better draw up your personal
plans with your wife and let me know in a day or two" That's when Vivek
remembers that he has a wife. Then it strikes him that there is a himalayan
problem in front of him. Shobana is working in Wipro. She is in
the middle of a project in which she is a moduleleader. She cannot leave it
all and come to Covinawith Vivek. On the otherhand it will be cruel on
Vivek's part to leave her here and go to Covinafor more than half a year. Moreover,
they have just been married. Vivek can stay back. But one day he has to go..
He cannot stay back in
demanding. Shobana can resign Wipro and accompany Vivek. But what is the
guarantee that she would find such a nice job in such a nice company after they come
back from
Vivek hugs Shobana in the airport and says "I will be BACK" in a typical
Arnold Scharzegger tone and then boards Delta Airways leaving Shobana in
tears. In Covina Vivek gets lots of work and his stay gets extended by two
more months. The days and months move very slowly. Vivek starts counting
even minutes.
During this period, Shobana's PL Ashish Mehta calls her one day and asks
her whether she has any time for a small meeting. Shobana wonders what
that meeting is.. They go to the conference room and Mehta tells her
about a great on-site requirement in
"It is for six months and you are most suited person for this. I am
going to suggest your name. Do you have any problems?" Mehta asks her.
Shobana gets excited..
instantly nods her head. Mehta then smiles and says "Okay discuss with
your hubby and let me know in a day or two"
That's when Shobana gets the gravity of the situation. It will be two
months before Vivek can come home..... By the time Shobana will have left to
Berlinfor six months. Shobana cannot decline this as this is an
important assignment. That night Vivek spends hundred dollars on
telephone to discuss this matter with Shobana. Finally they decide to go
ahead. Shobana breaks down in the phone and Vivek breaks down thinking
about his phone bill. And then Shobana leaves to
One month after that,Vivek comes back to
almost everyday and they discuss about all petty things on the phone.
Shobana applies for a loan to clear her telephone bills. Vivek gets into
a new project which is not yet started. His PL Prateek Ray calls him one
day and says that he has to go to ToledoOhiofor the requirement analysis
of that project. Vivek frantically says no. Shobana is arriving next month. He doesn't
want to miss her. But Ray assures him that the work is only for one month and
that he would be back before Shobana comes to
ToledoOhioand gets into the requirement analysis of the new project.
That's when he comes to know how difficult it is to retrieve information
from the users. You can design a system the user wants only when the
user knows what he wants. Vivek gets baffled by the questions his users
put..
"Do you think I need those fields "GMG_TYPE_HJHJ_TW" and
"Auto_level_ind"?What are they by the way?" The requirements analysis
stage continues for three full months at this pace. Shobana comes to Indiaone
month after that. And she tells her PL that she doesn't want anymore
on-site assignments. "I understand" says Mehta and she desperately waits for Vivek to come back to
since they last met. Vivek then gets the role of an on-site co-ordinator
for this customer. He calls Shobana that night and they really don't
know what to do. Shobana offers to resign her job and join him in
she is getting 21 grand per month in Indiaand Vivek doesn't want to lose
that. "Two more months Shobana and I promise I will be back" Shobana
retorts back, "There is no solution for this problem." Vivek gets
surprised. "What are you talking about?" he asks her. Shobana fights back her tears. "As long as I am in Wipro I will be getting a lot of on-site opportunities. Even if I
decline all of them, what about you? You also work for a software
company and there you need to go abroad almost once every quarter.
I cannot accompany you as you don't want me to resign my job here. Does
that mean we have to stay like this forever? Vivek! I love you and I
don't know how I spent fifteen months without even seeing you once. I
may not recognize you also if you come in front of me now... Tell me Vivek,
is there a solution for this problem?" Vivek doesn't speak anything for a
moment. He then realizes the truth in her sentences. It is a neverending
problem.
But what about the 20 grand she is getting per month?
"Vivek, is money everything? Can't we comfortably live with what you are
getting? Please Vivek, try to understand the situation" Shobana breaks
down. Vivek is still undecided. He married a software engineer with a
hope that with two incomes he would have a good deal of money to plan their
future."Let us face the reality, Vivek" Shobana says, "How much are you
paying for the phone calls now? More than 20 grand per month.
If I am with you there will your phone bill be so astronomical? Just
tell me one thing. Won't you be happy having me there with you?" Shobana
slowly turns hysterical. Vivek gets into the crux of the situation. It is true.
He has been spending around 600 to 700 dollars per month on Indiacalls...
that is far more than what Shobana is getting then. He thinks and
thinks..for two days he does nothing else but thinking. Finally he decides that
he should have Shobana with him all the time from then onwards at any cost.
Shobana gladly prepares the resignation letter and submits it. Her PL
smiles and says "You've made the right decision Shobana..
congratulations for the bold step. I understand your problems. Anyway! you have a three
months notice period here, right? We have a one month assignment in
MORAL : No software professional should marry another software professional.... unless one of them is ready to resign.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Dont Tell Lies 2 ur mom Ever........
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the life:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Kumar
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
Love,
Mom.
Lesson of the life:
Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is Indian !
Hamara Sardar ka talent
Once santa singh sardarji was taking rest in a beach . . .
An English man came 2 him and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Sardar replied : "NO! I'm Santa singh" . . .
After sometime another English man came and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Sardar replied :"NO! I'm santa singh" . . . After that he got fed up when again a English man asked that ... so he left that place in anger . . .
After leaving the place, while he was walking,
he saw one Englishman sitting aside alone .. He went near him and asked the man
"Are u relaxing?".
The Englishman replied "YES! I'm relaxing" . . .
SARDARJI GAVE HIM 2 SLAPS AND SAID " All are searching for u there and u are sitting here
alone! " ..
An English man came 2 him and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Sardar replied : "NO! I'm Santa singh" . . .
After sometime another English man came and asked "Are u relaxing?"
Sardar replied :"NO! I'm santa singh" . . . After that he got fed up when again a English man asked that ... so he left that place in anger . . .
After leaving the place, while he was walking,
he saw one Englishman sitting aside alone .. He went near him and asked the man
"Are u relaxing?".
The Englishman replied "YES! I'm relaxing" . . .
SARDARJI GAVE HIM 2 SLAPS AND SAID " All are searching for u there and u are sitting here
alone! " ..
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Funeral story
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when
he noticed a very unusual funeral procession.A
funeral coffin was followed by a second one about a 50
feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a
queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man could not stand his curiosity.He approached
the man walking with the dog,"I am sorry for your
loss,and i know now is a bad time to disturb you,but
i've never seen a funeral like this with so many of
you walking in single line.Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied"well,the first coffin is for my wife."
The inquisitive man asked"What happened to her?"
The man replied"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further"Well,who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered"My mother-in-law.she was trying to
help my wife when the dog attacked and killer her
also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
Then the first one asks in excitement"Can i borrow the
dog?"
The man replied "Please join the queue."
he noticed a very unusual funeral procession.A
funeral coffin was followed by a second one about a 50
feet behind the first.Behind the second coffin was a
solitary man walking with a black dog.Behind him was a
queue of 200 men walking in single line.
The man could not stand his curiosity.He approached
the man walking with the dog,"I am sorry for your
loss,and i know now is a bad time to disturb you,but
i've never seen a funeral like this with so many of
you walking in single line.Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied"well,the first coffin is for my wife."
The inquisitive man asked"What happened to her?"
The man replied"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further"Well,who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered"My mother-in-law.she was trying to
help my wife when the dog attacked and killer her
also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
Then the first one asks in excitement"Can i borrow the
dog?"
The man replied "Please join the queue."
Test ur iq
One Cheenti (ant) knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the
door.
"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the
owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room.
After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested
the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me".
"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the
owner to allow that Cheenti to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without
asking for any rent.
This continues and Cheenti brings in one more Cheenti and owner agrees
for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and
requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.
The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".
Now the question is : Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth
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"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...
"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the
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After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested
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"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.
After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the
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asking for any rent.
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for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and
requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.
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New story of 'The Ant & The Grasshopper' ( Take it in wright way)
OLD VERSION...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter
so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding
that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty
International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many
promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against
the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left
parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants
from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty
among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in
educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of
the downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers
still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
As a result loosing lot of hard working ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country..... .
Can any one dare to bring India out of this clutches...
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or
shelter
so he dies out in the cold.
MODERN VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building
his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks
the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come
winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering
grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can
this be that this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house.
Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other grasshoppers demanding
that grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. Amnesty
International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not
upholding the fundamental rights of the grasshopper. The Internet is
flooded with online petitions seeking support to the grasshopper (many
promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against
the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Opposition MP's stage a walkout.Left
parties call for "Bharat Bandh" in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a
Judicial Enquiry.CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants
from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty
among ants and grasshoppers.
Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian
Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.
Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act [POTAGA]", with effect from the beginning of
the winter.
Arjun Singh makes Special Reservation for Grass Hopper in
educational Insititutions & in Govt Services.
The ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and, having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by
the Government and handed over to the grasshopper in a ceremony covered by
NDTV.
Arundhati Roy calls it "a triumph of justice". Lalu calls it
'Socialistic Justice'. CPM calls it the 'revolutionary resurgence of
the downtrodden' Koffi Annan invites the grasshopper to address the UN
General Assembly.
Many years later...The ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
multi billion dollar company in silicon valley.100s of grasshoppers
still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ...
As a result loosing lot of hard working ants and feeding the
grasshoppers, India is still a developing country..... .
Can any one dare to bring India out of this clutches...
Always allow the bosses to speak first
A junior Software engineer, a senior Software engineer and their Boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub
the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted
three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I
want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Puff and he was gone.
Now the Sr Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Puff and he was also gone.
The Boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office,"
So," Always allow the bosses to speak first"
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub
the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted
three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish. I
want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Puff and he was gone.
Now the Sr Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to
be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Puff and he was also gone.
The Boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office,"
So," Always allow the bosses to speak first"
movies related to college life........
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
pass==chamatkar
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta
pass==chamatkar
Friday, August 31, 2007
Naya jamana ka Funeral Letter
A family in somewhere was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the US . It was sent
by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
it when they opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
in the compound of our
ancestral home.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
Tobler chocolates and 8
packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
wearing the necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
too well now a days.
arrived from the US . It was sent
by one of the daughters.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in
it when they opened the lid;
they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha ,
I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated
in the compound of our
ancestral home.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of
Tobler chocolates and 8
packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.
On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There
are also 2 pairs of shoes
for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.
Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is
wearing the necklace, earrings
and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.
Love Smita.
PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling
too well now a days.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Sardar letter 2 Bill gates
Dear Mr Bill Gates,
This letter is from a Sardarji FROM Punjab. We have bought a Computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
This letter is from a Sardarji FROM Punjab. We have bought a Computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
Biggggg Doubts
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1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US
has got debts), where did all the money go? ( weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a thought )
3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( very good
thinking )
5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just
sit around all day? ( I think they meant something else)
8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows)
9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
11. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch )
12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ( No comments)
14. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? ( can somebody help)
16. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
17. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange
isn't it )
18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be able to hear it? ( got to think scientifically)
19. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens? ( I don't have a change to try)
20. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)
21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth? ( this is nice)
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US
has got debts), where did all the money go? ( weird)
2. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be
given a thought )
3. What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? ( very good
thinking )
5. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6. Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7. Why do people say, "You've been working like a dog" when dogs just
sit around all day? ( I think they meant something else)
8. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God
knows)
9. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
11. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will
stay and watch )
12. What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
13. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? ( No comments)
14. What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
15. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they
remember that they forgot? ( can somebody help)
16. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
17. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange
isn't it )
18. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your
radio would you be able to hear it? ( got to think scientifically)
19. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens? ( I don't have a change to try)
20. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? (very nice)
21. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the core of the earth? ( this is nice)
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
17 signs of love
SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY
SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.
FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM
THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.
ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME
TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.
NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.
EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM
SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.
SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.
FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.
THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...
TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.
ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY
SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.
FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM
THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND.
ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME
TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.
NINE:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All
YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.
EIGHT:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM
SEVEN:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.
SIX:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
FIVE:
YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK
ABOUT THEM.
FOUR:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.
THREE:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...
TWO:
YOU WERE SO BUSY THINKING ABOUT THAT PERSON, YOU DIDN'T NOTICE NUMBER
TWELVE.
ONE:
YOU JUST SCROLLED UP TO CHECK & ARE NOW SILENTLY LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.
software engineer
A priest, a doctor and a fresh engineer die and go the heavens gate, they hear gods voice and
it says
" My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u.
so to choose the
rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."
The priest goes up first and says
" well god i am a priest i am ur humble servant and have spent all my life
working to spread ur message."
The doctor goes up next and says
" well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there
illnesses and saved countless lives."
The engineer goes up and says
" well I worked as a s/w engineer and...."
before the engineer could say any further the heaven's gate opened and god came out
with tears in his eyes and said to the engineer
"Say no more my son come with me b'coz u have already been through hell."
it says
" My sons i am really very sorry but the heaven is full and i can accommodate only one of u.
so to choose the
rightful person one by one tell me what u have done in ur lifetime."
The priest goes up first and says
" well god i am a priest i am ur humble servant and have spent all my life
working to spread ur message."
The doctor goes up next and says
" well i am a doctor and i have helped thousands of people recover from there
illnesses and saved countless lives."
The engineer goes up and says
" well I worked as a s/w engineer and...."
before the engineer could say any further the heaven's gate opened and god came out
with tears in his eyes and said to the engineer
"Say no more my son come with me b'coz u have already been through hell."
Future film titles directed by software engineer
Onsite andagaadu - Offshore chinnadi
Office lo Java-intlo baava
Aataki Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam
Priyudu nerpina PASCAL
Project dorakani Papa
India vellalani undi
Gova lo Java
Ma aayana SAP
Yemandi mailochindi
Oka computer iddaru programmerlu
Ninne debug chesta
Data clean chesukundam ra
COBOL kaatesindi
Lotus lo lolli
SAPsangamam
Job-e-kaavaali
Nee Password Naaku Telsu!!!
Manager Harischandra Prasad
Programergaaru baagunnara???
Priyuraliki oka E-Mail
Virus leni computer
Bhale client
Review cheddam raa
Sorry... naaku already job vundi
Patnam vachina programmers
Office lo Java-intlo baava
Aataki Sybase Ammayiki D-Base
Fire aina Mogudu - Job vachhina pellam
Priyudu nerpina PASCAL
Project dorakani Papa
India vellalani undi
Gova lo Java
Ma aayana SAP
Yemandi mailochindi
Oka computer iddaru programmerlu
Ninne debug chesta
Data clean chesukundam ra
COBOL kaatesindi
Lotus lo lolli
SAPsangamam
Job-e-kaavaali
Nee Password Naaku Telsu!!!
Manager Harischandra Prasad
Programergaaru baagunnara???
Priyuraliki oka E-Mail
Virus leni computer
Bhale client
Review cheddam raa
Sorry... naaku already job vundi
Patnam vachina programmers
Friday, August 24, 2007
one more kavitha
kannullo koluvy unna nee rupu nannu
maru chupu chudaneka kalavarapedutondi
madilo nee talapu nindi nanu maru
talampu raneyaka madanapedutondi
gundello nee dhyanam nannu maru
dhyasa raneyaka mymarapisundi.
ee kalavaram ninnu cheri neve neny unnani
neku teluse roju kosam vechi unna priya!
maru chupu chudaneka kalavarapedutondi
madilo nee talapu nindi nanu maru
talampu raneyaka madanapedutondi
gundello nee dhyanam nannu maru
dhyasa raneyaka mymarapisundi.
ee kalavaram ninnu cheri neve neny unnani
neku teluse roju kosam vechi unna priya!
kavitalu
1)
aandamyna akashaaniki haarivillu vale
nee sneham na jevitaniko shobhaanichindi.
suvarnala pushpaniki sugandham vale
nee chelimi nannu paarimalimpachestondi.
koyila ganaaniki spandinchina madi vale
nee mythrito naa hrudayam paravashistondi
tudi swasa varaaku todundali
ne sneham ani madi aarataapaadutondi nestaam!
2)
na hrudayana nilichipoyina
chirasmaraneya rupam needi.
na shwasalo anuvanuvy
nanu nadipina pranam nevu
na kallalo koluvu teerina
challani pratibimbam needi.
chivariki na hrudayaniki
cheragani gayam chesindi neve!
ayina ninnu veedani needany
neto nilustunna, nee chelimi korutoo!
yenatikyna nanu ne dari cherchukune
samayam rada ani chiru ashato choostunna
chinni hrudayam!
aandamyna akashaaniki haarivillu vale
nee sneham na jevitaniko shobhaanichindi.
suvarnala pushpaniki sugandham vale
nee chelimi nannu paarimalimpachestondi.
koyila ganaaniki spandinchina madi vale
nee mythrito naa hrudayam paravashistondi
tudi swasa varaaku todundali
ne sneham ani madi aarataapaadutondi nestaam!
2)
na hrudayana nilichipoyina
chirasmaraneya rupam needi.
na shwasalo anuvanuvy
nanu nadipina pranam nevu
na kallalo koluvu teerina
challani pratibimbam needi.
chivariki na hrudayaniki
cheragani gayam chesindi neve!
ayina ninnu veedani needany
neto nilustunna, nee chelimi korutoo!
yenatikyna nanu ne dari cherchukune
samayam rada ani chiru ashato choostunna
chinni hrudayam!
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
What this blog ment for
Hiiiiiiiiii Friends,
I am starting this blog to share your glorious happy moments with every 1. Bcoz all of us are became so busy. We don't have time to share our happy and hard moments with each other. So come forward and post your feelings, so that some other share your feelings. So I hope all of U start share your feelings
I am starting this blog to share your glorious happy moments with every 1. Bcoz all of us are became so busy. We don't have time to share our happy and hard moments with each other. So come forward and post your feelings, so that some other share your feelings. So I hope all of U start share your feelings
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